zodiac signs


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Gemini, 1 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   GEMINI Mmmmm… Brains. Please, let me nip, nip, nip at your brains. Chewing isn’t half as delightful as seeing you squirm… writhe. Wiggle. SQUEAL — ah! That’s interesting. Let me do that again. If you want someone to eat your brains and smile over your pain, call up […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Scorpio, 2 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SCORPIO Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1 What’s more powerful than the fiery beast that rises from death itself? The Scorpion, of course. Scorpio has three glorious symbols: the Scorpion, the Eagle and the almighty Phoenix. Trick question: Which of the three is immortal? The answer? […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Taurus, 1 3

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   TAURUS Beauty is deadly. Light is only seen, only known in the coils of darkness. The truth of beauty is intimately linked — inseperable — with ugly. Let’s enter the forbidden, hidden world of one delicious sign. If you can’t stomach the grotesque with the gorgeous, shield your […]