Sun signs


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Sagittarius, 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SAGITTARIUS Sagittarius KNOWS EVERYTHING. The End. Uh, wrong track. Ah, the saaaaage — accepting, generous, easy-going and wonderfully OPEN… …The bleep is that tape yapping on about? Oh, a zodiac zealot dropped it in for daily keyword-prayers. TWANK! Harsher and more judgmental than her wrongfully reviled predecessor, Scorpio… […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Gemini, 2 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   GEMINI Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1 “I am the clown with the tear-away face Here in a flash and gone without a trace.” Is Gemini truthful? Can Gemini be trusted? Of all the signs, he’s the one forced to wear the stigma-stamp of insincerity. Before […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Gemini, 1 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   GEMINI Mmmmm… Brains. Please, let me nip, nip, nip at your brains. Chewing isn’t half as delightful as seeing you squirm… writhe. Wiggle. SQUEAL — ah! That’s interesting. Let me do that again. If you want someone to eat your brains and smile over your pain, call up […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Scorpio, 1 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SCORPIO Slandered as the most villainous, self-serving bastard you don’t wanna mess with, Scorpio is the most butchered sign of all — and no mortal wants to feast on the meat. Scorpio is the “DARK” one. I already revealed that your lovely Libra, the scorpion’s claws, is the […]