mythology


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Sagittarius, 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SAGITTARIUS Sagittarius KNOWS EVERYTHING. The End. Uh, wrong track. Ah, the saaaaage — accepting, generous, easy-going and wonderfully OPEN… …The bleep is that tape yapping on about? Oh, a zodiac zealot dropped it in for daily keyword-prayers. TWANK! Harsher and more judgmental than her wrongfully reviled predecessor, Scorpio… […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Gemini, 2 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   GEMINI Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1 “I am the clown with the tear-away face Here in a flash and gone without a trace.” Is Gemini truthful? Can Gemini be trusted? Of all the signs, he’s the one forced to wear the stigma-stamp of insincerity. Before […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Scorpio, 2 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SCORPIO Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1 What’s more powerful than the fiery beast that rises from death itself? The Scorpion, of course. Scorpio has three glorious symbols: the Scorpion, the Eagle and the almighty Phoenix. Trick question: Which of the three is immortal? The answer? […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Taurus, 2 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   TAURUS Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1   Taurus is the one that turns it all upside down. The Taurus your Sunday school teaches as the paragon of time-honored tradition and consistency is, in reality, the wild card. The HAMMA on your sense of order. You […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Taurus, 1 3

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   TAURUS Beauty is deadly. Light is only seen, only known in the coils of darkness. The truth of beauty is intimately linked — inseperable — with ugly. Let’s enter the forbidden, hidden world of one delicious sign. If you can’t stomach the grotesque with the gorgeous, shield your […]