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The DARK Side of the Signs by Dar Alexander

BLACK Friday’s The DARK Side of the Signs **BLACK Friday Weekend Special: Uncover YOUR DARK SIDE with DAR (details at bottom)** An EVIL ARIES will:  *Act arrogant but have zero confidence in himself * Surrender to utter contempt for humanity * Think paying the bills gives him an asshole-license An EVIL TAURUS will: * Eat her own […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Sagittarius, 2

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SAGITTARIUS Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1 Ah, so you’ve come to the Epic Battle… You’ve been warned — unless you’re a giant or can find the giant in you, your fate is among the Devoured. Sag the “sage” is not here to support the gods […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Sagittarius, 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SAGITTARIUS Sagittarius KNOWS EVERYTHING. The End. Uh, wrong track. Ah, the saaaaage — accepting, generous, easy-going and wonderfully OPEN… …The bleep is that tape yapping on about? Oh, a zodiac zealot dropped it in for daily keyword-prayers. TWANK! Harsher and more judgmental than her wrongfully reviled predecessor, Scorpio… […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Gemini, 2 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   GEMINI Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1 “I am the clown with the tear-away face Here in a flash and gone without a trace.” Is Gemini truthful? Can Gemini be trusted? Of all the signs, he’s the one forced to wear the stigma-stamp of insincerity. Before […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Gemini, 1 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   GEMINI Mmmmm… Brains. Please, let me nip, nip, nip at your brains. Chewing isn’t half as delightful as seeing you squirm… writhe. Wiggle. SQUEAL — ah! That’s interesting. Let me do that again. If you want someone to eat your brains and smile over your pain, call up […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Scorpio, 2 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SCORPIO Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1 What’s more powerful than the fiery beast that rises from death itself? The Scorpion, of course. Scorpio has three glorious symbols: the Scorpion, the Eagle and the almighty Phoenix. Trick question: Which of the three is immortal? The answer? […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Scorpio, 1 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SCORPIO Slandered as the most villainous, self-serving bastard you don’t wanna mess with, Scorpio is the most butchered sign of all — and no mortal wants to feast on the meat. Scorpio is the “DARK” one. I already revealed that your lovely Libra, the scorpion’s claws, is the […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Taurus, 2 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   TAURUS Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1   Taurus is the one that turns it all upside down. The Taurus your Sunday school teaches as the paragon of time-honored tradition and consistency is, in reality, the wild card. The HAMMA on your sense of order. You […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Taurus, 1 3

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   TAURUS Beauty is deadly. Light is only seen, only known in the coils of darkness. The truth of beauty is intimately linked — inseperable — with ugly. Let’s enter the forbidden, hidden world of one delicious sign. If you can’t stomach the grotesque with the gorgeous, shield your […]


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Murdering Zodiac Myths–Libra, 2

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER  LIBRA Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1 In Part 1 of Libra, you got a proper introduction to the Queen of swords: Libra, master of cold, hard reason. Reason is not innocent. The heart can become just another casualty crushed under Libra’s metal clamps. Too much […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Libra, 1 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   LIBRA Themis, titaness of law and order   Since we’re on the issue of JUSTICE this week, I say chaos is the balm for an unhealthy sense of order. So I’m even turning the order of the signs over on its happy head. In the mission to ignite […]

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Murdering Zodiac Myths: Aries, 3

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS: ARIES part 3 of 3 Back to the heart of Aries A NEW SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER  I’m still chewin’ on Part 2 This final thrust into Aries puts us in his hot and heavy innards, where we watch the gladiator fall and see where he lives on in each of us. In Part 2, […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths: Aries, 2

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS: ARIES part 2 of 3 A NEW SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER I’m still chewin’ on Part 1 In Part 1 of Aries, I claimed this energetic, leading sign to be the victim of loneliness, depression and death. This doesn’t have to be Aries‘s fate, but it is a severe sentence I’m standing up for. I […]

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Murdering Zodiac Myths: Aries, 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS: ARIES part 1 of 3 A NEW SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER Oh, what’s that — you see the name of a “zodiac sign” up there? Then you should know what this is about, before I disappoint the pups reading this. I don’t play signs. Leave that to your modern astrologer making sappy sand castles […]


The Leo Moon – Becoming Other People, Child of the Many-Faced God, or Why Arya Is My Favorite

THE LEO MOON Becoming Other People, Child of the Many-Faced God, or Why Arya Is My Favorite by DAR ALEXANDER June 2, 2016 Let it be known (in true lunar Leo fashion!) that talented actress Maisie Williams’ Arya Stark on Game of Thrones has been my fave babe since the pilot. Although she’s got no […]

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