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Murdering Zodiac Myths–Gemini, 1   Recently updated !

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   GEMINI Mmmmm… Brains. Please, let me nip, nip, nip at your brains. Chewing isn’t half as delightful as seeing you squirm… writhe. Wiggle. SQUEAL — ah! That’s interesting. Let me do that again. If you want someone to eat your brains and smile over your pain, call up […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Scorpio, 1 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SCORPIO Slandered as the most villainous, self-serving bastard you don’t wanna mess with, Scorpio is the most butchered sign of all — and no mortal wants to feast on the meat. Scorpio is the “DARK” one. I already revealed that your lovely Libra, the scorpion’s claws, is the […]


“Selma”

“Selma” by Samuel F. Reynolds (From the Mountain Astrologer blog) Dr. Martin Luther King, played by David Oyelowo in “Selma,” marches along Selma’s Edmund Pettus bridge for the first march after “Bloody Sunday,” an event that occurred two days earlier and riveted the world’s attention with images of the police brutality against peaceful, unarmed protesters. […]

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Things getting deep with Depp…

The media’s been putting the squeeze on Johnny Depp lately. In the last month, I can recall a few articles like the one I linked. Of course, Johnny’s not helped matters by handing out awards drunk last year and giving incoherent speeches. Despite finally “settling down” with fine ass Amber Heard after being settled down […]


The Mummy Franchise: An Astrology Fable

Rachel Weisz: Wife of the Underworld by Dar Alexander November 16, 2014 While we all know Rachel Weisz isn’t married to the god of the underworld, but to the very much alive and sexy Daniel Craig . . . . . . Here’s an example of how you can always learn something new from revisiting a […]


Astrology Proves It: Grant Gustin IS The Flash!

GRANT GUSTIN IS THE FLASH! by DAR ALEXANDER October 10, 2014 As we wait for another Spidey movie, CW’s new The Flash gives us a geeky superhero to chew on, and he’s surprisingly zesty. But the Spider-Man-esque tunes of Arrow’s spin-off aren’t the only thing that’s got me excited: It’s the astrology. See that shooting “red streak”???   […]


Astrology Match: Tom Cruise & Cuba Gooding Jr.

by Dar Alexander October 9, 2014 Yesterday I was singing the praises of Cruise’s Jerry Maguire monologue. Today, it’s all about cosmic matchmaking. Forget what you thought: This film is not about Tom Cruise and Renee Zellweger. This film is about Tom Cruise and Cuba Gooding Jr., period. Why? Because Astrology said so. Tom Cruise’s Sun at 11 […]


Jerry Maguire – Play From Your Heart

JERRY MAGUIRE PLAY FROM YOUR HEART (Just do it, b*tch) by DAR ALEXANDER October 8, 2014 Two words: Jerry Maguire. That football fable where a man who sold his soul to a paycheck has it comin’ back for vengeance. When I heard Jerry’s monologue about what’s stoppin’ athlete Rod Tidwell from being GREAT (hah! That’s nuttin’ like […]


Jennifer Aniston: America’s Favorite Friend

JENNIFER ANISTON: America’s Favorite Friend From true love to free love, fairytale to breakup, she’s a posh princess on a rocky road by DAR ALEXANDER Sep 11, 2014 You know her as the “friend,” but did you know Jennifer Aniston’s Sun sign, Aquarius, is the “friend” sign of the zodiac? After a high profile breakup, a […]

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Angelina Jolie: Man-stealer or Mother Figure? 1

ANGELINA JOLIE Man-stealer or Mother Figure? The Stars Reveal the Fine Face of Maleficent by DAR ALEXANDER May 30, 2014 She’s an alpha babe with all the B’s. She’s Hollywood’s bad girl, bombshell and beauty of choice: Angelina Jolie. But how did she go from carrying a vial of her lover’s blood around her neck to […]


Astrology of Movies, Part 2

THE ASTROLOGY OF MOVIES Sexy starz for the stars by DAR ALEXANDER PART 2  / BACK TO PART 1 In Part 1, I barely iced the cake with a heap of meaningful astrological connections between actors and the roles they play. By now you know the characters live out some emotional reality for the actor. If astrology […]


The Astrology of Movies 5

THE ASTROLOGY OF MOVIES Think that box-office smash was just for big bucks? All those parts in the flick you’re watching were no more an accident than your last date. Or theirs. by DAR ALEXANDER Apr 15, 2014  A Cinema-Cosmic Love Affair Movies. You all watch ’em. Actors. You hate to love ’em. You know when […]