Yearly Archives: 2017


SkyCode Horoscopes for December 25-31, 2017

Horoscopes to unlock the stars, not to be locked down by them. “At Home” With today being Christmas, there’s a good chance many of you are reading this at home. Or you’re with people who make you feel at home. That’s wonderful since Saturn has also come home to Capricorn. What does it mean for […]


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SkyCode Horoscopes for December 18-24, 2017 1

Horoscopes to unlock the stars, not to be locked down by them. “An Exclusive Exit Interview with Saturn in Sagittarius” This is a transcription of an interview I had with Saturn in Sag when he stopped by my office last week. Papa Saturn gets a new bag on just before midnight (EST) on December 19th. […]


SkyCode Horoscopes for December 11-17, 2017

Horoscopes to unlock the stars, not to be locked down by them. “The Healing Moon” We’re transitioning through “the dark” in a few ways. We’re in the final few weeks of 2017. We’re about a week from the solstice and the longest night of the year. Saturn tips at the edge of returning home in […]

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SkyCode Horoscopes for December 4-December 10, 2017

Horoscopes to unlock the stars, not to be locked down by them. “Due Diligence” I can’t help but think that sharp-eyed Mercury’s reunion with careful Saturn on Wednesday is Nature’s way of getting people to chill out while Mercury’s retrograde. A cosmic text that reads: “Look closer at whatever you’re doing, fool!” A preening ego, […]


SkyCode Horoscopes for November 27-December 3, 2017

Horoscopes to unlock the stars, not to be locked down by them. “Deep Impressions” Last week, nebulous Neptune stationed direct. That means Neptune appeared to stand still at the same degree and minute of Pisces while she moved forward. This week we find meticulous Mercury at the last degree of Sagittarius before he retrogrades. There’s […]

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The DARK Side of the Signs by Dar Alexander

BLACK Friday’s The DARK Side of the Signs **BLACK Friday Weekend Special: Uncover YOUR DARK SIDE with DAR (details at bottom)** An EVIL ARIES will:  *Act arrogant but have zero confidence in himself * Surrender to utter contempt for humanity * Think paying the bills gives him an asshole-license An EVIL TAURUS will: * Eat her own […]


SkyCode Horoscopes for November 20-26, 2017 1

Horoscopes to unlock the stars, not to be locked down by them. “Attuned” Neptune moves direct on Wednesday, my 50th birthday. Of course, that has special significance for me. But Neptune’s shift has powerful resonances for us all. Neptune’s glyph looks like a tuning fork. “Tune” is even in the planet’s name. Astrologers often focus […]

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Murdering Zodiac Myths–Sagittarius, 2

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SAGITTARIUS Part 2 I’m still chewin’ on Part 1 Ah, so you’ve come to the Epic Battle… You’ve been warned — unless you’re a giant or can find the giant in you, your fate is among the Devoured. Sag the “sage” is not here to support the gods […]


Meet the People of the Zodiac Lounge — Stefanie Kelly, Psychic reader and healer

Meet the People of the Zodiac Lounge — Stefanie Kelly, Psychic & healer Premiering at the Zodiac Lounge Saturday, November 18, 2017 6-9 pm at Minka Brooklyn, 1120 Washington Avenue Tickets are here! Stefanie Kelly is a healer/psychic reader with over 30 years experience, & references from all over the world.  As a Reiki healer, she […]

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Fall of the ‘King’: An Astrological look at the recent Hollywood sex scandals

These late eclipses in the sun and moon portend no good to us: though the wisdom of nature can reason it thus and thus, yet nature finds itself scourged by the sequent effects: love cools, friendship falls off, brothers divide: in cities, mutinies; in countries, discord; in palaces, treason; and the bond cracked ‘twixt son […]


SkyCode Horoscopes for November 13-19, 2017

Horoscopes to unlock the stars, not to be locked down by them. “Pretty hurts”   Three years ago, Beyoncé came out with “Pretty hurts.” The song moved me because, as a straight man, there’s not been much in my life with pop culture that highlights the cost of propping up the male gaze on what […]

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SkyCode Horoscopes for November 6-12, 2017 1

Horoscopes to unlock the stars, not to be locked down by them. “In Adversity”     Two planets, versatile Mercury and voluptuous Venus, dip into Zodiac signs where they’re considered in “detriment” this week. Planets in detriment are in signs opposite to the ones where they feel most at home. Mercury went into Sagittarius last […]


Murdering Zodiac Myths–Sagittarius, 1

MURDERING ZODIAC MYTHS A SERIES from DAR ALEXANDER   SAGITTARIUS Sagittarius KNOWS EVERYTHING. The End. Uh, wrong track. Ah, the saaaaage — accepting, generous, easy-going and wonderfully OPEN… …The bleep is that tape yapping on about? Oh, a zodiac zealot dropped it in for daily keyword-prayers. TWANK! Harsher and more judgmental than her wrongfully reviled predecessor, Scorpio… […]


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SkyCode Horoscopes for the week of October 30-November 5, 2017

Horoscopes to unlock the stars, not to be locked down by them. “The Pierced Veil”     One of my favorite renditions of “Amazing Grace” is this one by Ani DiFranco. (How could it be otherwise for this old Baptist minister cum progressive Muslim Stoic-Sufi?) I love that she includes a sound byte of the […]


SkyScript Horoscopes for the week of October 23-29, 2017 1

Horoscopes to unlock the stars, not to be locked down by them. “Oh Lucky Day!”  For a simple word, luck is a way more difficult concept. I hear the word often because there’s the expectation that astrology and other “occult” arts can help you improve your luck. Heck, it took years for people to stop […]

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